The Texas cowpoke and his wife were shopping at their local discount store. The cowboy picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their shopping cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife.
“It’s on sale, only $12 for 24 cans,” he replied.
“Put it back, we can’t afford that,” demands the wife.
They continue shopping and a few aisles further along the woman picked up a $24 jar of face cream and put it in the cart.
The cowpoke looked at it and said, “What do you think you’re doing?”
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” said the wife.
The cowboy retorted, “So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it’s half the price.”